Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.
Bunny and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Bunny accidentally injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place. Unfortunately, Johnny loses the recipe by accident.
When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.
When the Bravos’ TV breaks on movie night, Mama suggests that she, Johnny, Little Suzy and Donny Osmond (who shows up later on) take turns telling stories to keep themselves entertained.
Two clowns–one more old-fashioned, one trendier–each lay claim to a particular street corner in Aron City, and decide to play a series of pranks on an unsuspecting bystander to determine which of them is funnier. That bystander happens to be the clown-hating Johnny, who finds himself repeatedly humiliated by their practical jokes.
Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.
After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.
Bunny gambles Johnny away to Colonel Fatman, where Johnny is forced to be hunted. But when it comes to hunting down Johnny, he is no professional in hiding!
Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.
After causing numerous disasters for Carl, Bunny, and Suzy, Johnny wishes that he had never been born. Maurice, Johnny’s guardian angel, shows him what life would be like if he was never born, which actually turns out to be much better.
