Johnny is brought before a courtroom to explain his actions from the previous day. A flashback begins, and Johnny explains that after seeing his blinking alarm clock that morning, he firmly believed that time had frozen and left him the only person able to move. A series of incredibly odd coincidences repeatedly affirms Johnny’s claim, […]

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, which is also Johnny’s birthday, Johnny invites everyone as he goes out in search of the perfect date. However, it seems that his mother had already arranged a date for him. Refusing to go with a girl his mother decided for him, he goes out on his own. Despite all […]

Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.

Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

Suzy invites Johnny to her birthday party, but Johnny refuses. All of that changes when Johnny finds out that Farrah Fawcett, Suzy’s cousin, will be at the party.

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

Johnny watches Adam West solve children’s problems on TV while waiting for Bunny to return home from her trip to the market. When she is a minute late, Johnny immediately assumes that something has gone wrong, and seeks out West’s help to find her. The TV hero proves to be truly bizarre and illogical, and […]

Bunny wins a contest, that makes Berry Vanderbolten, a famous singer, be her butler for the day. Yet, Johnny takes advantage of the situation and abuses it, as he nearly makes Berry his slave.

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.

Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone is hurt, told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

After winning a cruise on a boat, Johnny accidentally gets on the wrong boat. Here, Johnny meets Captain Spleen, who expects Johnny to catch a legendary bad-mouth merman named Moby Jerk.

Johnny takes Suzy to the circus, only to find that an evil ringmaster named Vivian Vixen has Jungle Boy under a mind control device.

Johnny and Bunny spend a day at a dude ranch where Johnny attempts to train a horse named Diablo to win a woman’s heart.

Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.

Johnny answers an ad to babysit for a boy named Timmy, who has god-like superpowers. Johnny’s sheer idiocy puts him at odds with the omnipotent Timmy, who repeatedly transports him to a cornfield just outside the house.

Johnny goes to a prep school, and three students named Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy attempt to get him in trouble.

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

Johnny becomes a lumberjack.

Johnny orders an ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore, making him a tourist attraction. Then, he gets a big fat belly.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

Johnny decides to be nice to Carl, thinking that he is going to die, but Carl takes advantage of him.