Squidward gets ready to go out on a date and SpongeBob assists him with a “practice date.”

SpongeBob and Patrick are hired to babysit a very old lady, who attempts to escape from them.

Squidward tries to sabotage SpongeBob’s big dance audition.

SpongeBob orders Gary a pet translation collar, allowing others to understand his speech. However, Squidward feels offended by Gary’s critique of his art, and swaps out Gary’s collar for his own microphone, allowing him to boss around SpongeBob under the guise of Gary.

Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening. Not wanting to be seen as a loser, he tries to find a friend to take with him, spending time with both the mailman and Larry. Both attempts fail due to the mailman hating his favorite hobby and Squidward mocking Larry when he wants to make a […]