When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops’ hot chili, he uses Carl’s fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This makes Johnny revert to a baby until 4:00 PM, but Bunny likes the idea of Johnny being little again.
Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.
With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.
Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their “relationship”, Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.
Johnny finds himself stuck looking after a baby boy and decides to teach the kid to be more like him in order to make the situation bearable. Much to his surprise, the ladies are quite smitten with what they believe to be a father-son duo, and Johnny plans on using the kid as a babe […]
Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.
After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.
When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.
Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice and becomes a Viking god with all sorts of power. Johnny is told by the Gods that he must fight an ice giant.
A prince from a far kingdom is bored of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him. Thus, the two switch places, and Johnny gets to be prince.
Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.
Johnny is a film director, writer, and a star of a new movie that he created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.
Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.