Johnny is in Ireland and reads about the Blarney Stone, which he mistakes for a leprechaun named Barney Stone, who can grant wishes. Johnny tries to track Barney down, and after much coaxing, Barney finally grants Johnny his wish.

After being kicked off an outback tour, Johnny is adopted by a mother kangaroo. He is an outcast until he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is given the duty of mayor.

Johnny takes care of a little baby left on his porch but he realises that the baby can unleash evil powers.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

Thinking he will meet Santa Claus, Johnny goes to a courthouse and ends up on the jury. The female defendant, accused of “triple parking in a no loading zone”, is guilty in everyone’s eyes except Johnny’s.

Johnny tries to enter a contest to win an “El Toro Guapo” pick-up truck, and he must outlast a host of competitors in holding on to a rather talkative bull.

Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl, and others, where he destroys all of their resources.

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

When Johnny takes a trip to the beach, he winds up at a party, where a hot girl named Franny uses him to make her rude and selfish boyfriend, Andy, jealous. An angry Andy challenges Johnny to the “King of the Beach” contest to determine which of them will get to win Franny’s heart. Along […]

Johnny talks to a beautiful woman eating at Pops’ restaurant, and she tells Johnny that he is no gentleman. Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman, worthy of high society, within seven days.

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace. After Johnny takes the alien to Pops, a mob starts chasing them.

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Johnny orders a seemingly complex work-out device over the phone, which turns out to be a rusty, worn-out shovel.

Johnny buys a drink designed to make chimps smart. This makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]