After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.

Johnny goes to a prep school, and three students named Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy attempt to get him in trouble.

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Johnny plays lifeguard in hopes to attract chicks.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

A lonely Johnny decides to try internet dating, but unwittingly to be set up with a female antelope named Carol.

After being swept over a waterfall, Johnny and Carl come across hot native chicks.

Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents (defective) action figures of himself for the holiday season.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

Johnny gets on the bad side of a gypsy lady with his clumsy passes, and she casts a spell on him, turning him into a woman (“Jenny Brava”).

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny and Bunny book passage on a plane. When Johnny sees a clown on the wing of the plane, he tries to warn everyone of the danger. When no one believes him, Johnny takes matters into his own hands and removes one of the clowns by pushing him off the plane. His actions embarrasses everyone […]

‘Johnny falls asleep in a mummy casket and is awoken when a cat burglar attempts to steal the world’s largest piece of cubic zirconium. After Johnny accidentally eats it, he is kidnapped and taken back to her place (to his excitement), where Bunny saves Johnny.

Johnny goes home from the grocery store with a look-alike of his mother.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

The “Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny Book” has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr. Blowhart, and Suzy must make him change his mind.

Johnny trades the family cow for some magical hair tonic.

While guarding Carl’s science project, Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

After getting hit by a kid with a crush on Suzy, Johnny recruits the best that he can to overcome their evil forces.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny takes care of a little baby left on his porch but he realises that the baby can unleash evil powers.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne-induced hallucination and tells him she would have a date with him if he is nice.