Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl, and others, where he destroys all of their resources.

—Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny attempts to get the first issue of “Man Bean, the Bean That Walks Like a Man”. The comic is guarded by a ghost, and Johnny and Carl attempt to take it on—Ghostbusters style.

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, which is also Johnny’s birthday, Johnny invites everyone as he goes out in search of the perfect date. However, it seems that his mother had already arranged a date for him. Refusing to go with a girl his mother decided for him, he goes out on his own. Despite all […]

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

While on a trip to the mountains, Johnny is frozen and thawed out by a scientist who thinks that he is a primitive caveman.

Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents (defective) action figures of himself for the holiday season.

Johnny meets an amazing, seductive girl named Fluffy (Anne Bloom), only to find out she is actually a werewolf. She promises that she will offer Johnny a great time if he can make it through one night with her transformed state. Unfortunately, on Wednesdays, she turns into a fat, short, bald, and annoying man named […]

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

Johnny is mistaken for a karate expert, and agrees to help a “South of the border” town defeat an evil Mexican thief.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.

Johnny is on a dating show and gets a blind date with the Black Widow.

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with an annoying chimpanzee.

While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tale of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sheriff of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.

Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.

To impress a beautiful newspaper editor, Johnny attempts to follow a story that proves cats are actually aliens from outer space.

Johnny bumps into a starship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There Johnny wages war against Kharlok, the evil alien captain.

Johnny plays lifeguard in hopes to attract chicks.