When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops’ hot chili, he uses Carl’s fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This makes Johnny revert to a baby until 4:00 PM, but Bunny likes the idea of Johnny being little again.

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

When Bunny has to go away to Vegas for a Bingo tournament, leaving Johnny by himself for a few days, she gets a mail-order robot mother to replace her.

In what seems to be a dream come true for Johnny, he falls off a ship and finds himself on an island surrounded by beautiful Amazon women.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

Johnny finds himself stuck looking after a baby boy and decides to teach the kid to be more like him in order to make the situation bearable. Much to his surprise, the ladies are quite smitten with what they believe to be a father-son duo, and Johnny plans on using the kid as a babe […]

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

Johnny orders an ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore, making him a tourist attraction. Then, he gets a big fat belly.

Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their “relationship”, Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.

Bunny and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Bunny accidentally injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place. Unfortunately, Johnny loses the recipe by accident.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

Johnny tells Suzy a story about his first crush, and how he went from skinny to muscular.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice and becomes a Viking god with all sorts of power. Johnny is told by the Gods that he must fight an ice giant.

On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman, who struggled to find a home for himself.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

Johnny goes on a date with the President’s daughter, only to outrage and humiliate her with his lack of knowledge of Washington by accident. Johnny then finds himself, beaten up by her bodyguards (who are secret service agents), Agent Pim and Agent Shlomo. However, Pim and Shlomo are more skilled as fighters than Johnny is […]

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

Two clowns–one more old-fashioned, one trendier–each lay claim to a particular street corner in Aron City, and decide to play a series of pranks on an unsuspecting bystander to determine which of them is funnier. That bystander happens to be the clown-hating Johnny, who finds himself repeatedly humiliated by their practical jokes.

Johnny takes up French class with Mama for their upcoming trip to Paris, France, but Johnny is a slow learner.