Whilst in prison, Weasel explains his crime when he stalked I.R. Baboon as a subject for a wildlife study, which turns out to all be a bad weasel dream that Cow had.
Weasel works at a hotel as the manager, whereas I.R. is his incompetent bellhop. However, Weasel needs to rely on I.R.’s help when an acclaimed cannibal actor (The Red Guy) wants to eat him for dinner.
In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.
While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.
After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken’s name.
It’s the Egyptian times, and Weasel and I.R. are both asp exterminators, attempting to save the queen Cleopantless (The Red Guy) from this infestation.
Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.