When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.

Johnny goes to the hospital to visit Suzy, only to find a beautiful nurse tending to her. Unfortunately, another employee continues to get in his way.

Johnny orders a seemingly complex work-out device over the phone, which turns out to be a rusty, worn-out shovel.

Johnny goes to a prep school, and three students named Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy attempt to get him in trouble.

Johnny is a film director, writer, and a star of a new movie that he created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their “relationship”, Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.

Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.

Carl shoves Johnny through a time portal prop he bought from a TV show. The portal works, and Johnny is sent back to Ancient Rome, where he meets Julius Caesar, foils Brutus, and eventually ends up in the Coliseum. The timely eruption of Mt. Vesuvius sends Johnny back home.

Johnny meets an amazing, seductive girl named Fluffy (Anne Bloom), only to find out she is actually a werewolf. She promises that she will offer Johnny a great time if he can make it through one night with her transformed state. Unfortunately, on Wednesdays, she turns into a fat, short, bald, and annoying man named […]

In what seems to be a dream come true for Johnny, he falls off a ship and finds himself on an island surrounded by beautiful Amazon women.

Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and must reach the North Pole before Christmas. When the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the North Pole, Johnny journeys to the North Pole himself. Unsure of where Santa lives, he agrees to take little Suzy along with […]

Johnny and Bunny spend a day at a dude ranch where Johnny attempts to train a horse named Diablo to win a woman’s heart.

Bunny gets a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya, but Johnny thinks that he is only dating her for her money.

While applying for dodgeball camp, Johnny accidentally signs up for the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergeant Trixie.

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches. Johnny thinks that the dinosaur is a hamster, and he must keep his new pet (named Mr. Wuggles) from wreaking havoc in Aron City.

Bunny gambles Johnny away to Colonel Fatman, where Johnny is forced to be hunted. But when it comes to hunting down Johnny, he is no professional in hiding!

Bunny has Johnny deliver the cable TV bill, but he accidentally goes to a mad scientist’s laboratory, where he is cloned. Johnny must prove to everyone else that he is the real Johnny.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

A dimwitted man named Johnny Bravo plays the role of a superhero as a 900-pound gorilla escapes from the zoo.

Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.