Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne-induced hallucination and tells him she would have a date with him if he is nice.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches. Johnny thinks that the dinosaur is a hamster, and he must keep his new pet (named Mr. Wuggles) from wreaking havoc in Aron City.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years into the future.

Johnny and Carl both run for Litter Commissioner to pick up girls.

Johnny becomes a golfer to earn money.

On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pageant.

Johnny tries to end the feud between Bunny and Mona Herschbum, the new next door neighbor, so he can go on a date with Mona’s beautiful tuba-playing daughter, Juliet “Julie” Herschbum.

Johnny is trying to get Squid Ringo’s tungsten knuckles, but they do not have any more of Krelmann’s Prune Spread. Johnny thinks that Suzy is taking some to her grandmother in the woods.

A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

Johnny tells Suzy a story about his first crush, and how he went from skinny to muscular.

Bunny has Johnny deliver the cable TV bill, but he accidentally goes to a mad scientist’s laboratory, where he is cloned. Johnny must prove to everyone else that he is the real Johnny.

When Bunny has to go away to Vegas for a Bingo tournament, leaving Johnny by himself for a few days, she gets a mail-order robot mother to replace her.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping thieves, Johnny picks up chicks and plays video games. Bunny comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by a thief.

When Johnny’s elderly aunt, Aunt Jebedissa Bravo, disappears, he enlists the help of Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, and Velma to crack the case and capture a Ghostly Gardener (who turns out to be Aunt Jebedissa, who was trying to scare Johnny away, because she does not like him and considers him an embarrassment in the […]

After being swept over a waterfall, Johnny and Carl come across hot native chicks.

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fishes.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

Johnny becomes a security guard for the Soy’s Harvest Parade, but he spends all his times fighting things that were actually never to happen.

To impress a beautiful newspaper editor, Johnny attempts to follow a story that proves cats are actually aliens from outer space.

After being kicked off an outback tour, Johnny is adopted by a mother kangaroo. He is an outcast until he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.