With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.
Thinking he will meet Santa Claus, Johnny goes to a courthouse and ends up on the jury. The female defendant, accused of “triple parking in a no loading zone”, is guilty in everyone’s eyes except Johnny’s.
When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.
In the distant past, a same-named ancestor of Johnny living in Bedrock is rescued by Fred Flintstone and soon finds himself doing Fred’s chores as a way of repaying Fred.
Johnny tries to enter a contest to win an “El Toro Guapo” pick-up truck, and he must outlast a host of competitors in holding on to a rather talkative bull.
Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping thieves, Johnny picks up chicks and plays video games. Bunny comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by a thief.
Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.
Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.
Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.
When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.
