Johnny is in Ireland and reads about the Blarney Stone, which he mistakes for a leprechaun named Barney Stone, who can grant wishes. Johnny tries to track Barney down, and after much coaxing, Barney finally grants Johnny his wish.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl, and others, where he destroys all of their resources.

Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

Johnny is mistaken for a karate expert, and agrees to help a “South of the border” town defeat an evil Mexican thief.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

Johnny pays a visit to Pamplona to watch the running of the bulls, but he ends up in a bullfight of his own.

Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with an annoying chimpanzee.

Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Johnny takes up French class with Mama for their upcoming trip to Paris, France, but Johnny is a slow learner.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

Johnny is brought before a courtroom to explain his actions from the previous day. A flashback begins, and Johnny explains that after seeing his blinking alarm clock that morning, he firmly believed that time had frozen and left him the only person able to move. A series of incredibly odd coincidences repeatedly affirms Johnny’s claim, […]

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

Johnny takes care of a little baby left on his porch but he realises that the baby can unleash evil powers.

Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne-induced hallucination and tells him she would have a date with him if he is nice.

Johnny tries to end the feud between Bunny and Mona Herschbum, the new next door neighbor, so he can go on a date with Mona’s beautiful tuba-playing daughter, Juliet “Julie” Herschbum.

Johnny bumps into a starship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There Johnny wages war against Kharlok, the evil alien captain.

Johnny and Carl both run for Litter Commissioner to pick up girls.