New Digs: After arriving one minute late for work, SpongeBob decides to move into the Krusty Krab so that he will never be late to work again.

Chocolate with Nuts: SpongeBob and Patrick want to make some extra cash so they decide to sell chocolate bars door to door. They have no luck at first. In fact, they end up buying more stuff than selling stuff. That is, until they start lying to sell the chocolate. They claim it saves lives etc.. […]

Patrick uses Squidward’s ink in his lemonade. When SpongeBob and Patrick begin to sell out of “ink lemonade,” Patrick scares more ink out of Squidward.

Sandy takes SpongeBob to the moon for a vacation.

Incidental fish Fred continually hurts his legs, so SpongeBob tries to keep him from danger. However, Fred confesses that he does it on purpose because he likes a nurse at the hospital, leading SpongeBob to help injure him.