The Card: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards are on sale, and SpongeBob is determined to get the super special rare talking card, no matter how many packs of cards he needs to buy to find it. He buys packs upon packs of cards, but no luck. But when Patrick buys just one pack, […]

Wet Painters: SpongeBob and Patrick are wreaking havoc on the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs decides to give them a little busy work. He tells them to paint his living room, and gives them permanent paint. Very permanent. So permanent that he threatens to hang their butts over his mantle if they get it on […]

A Life in a Day: Everyone is in awe of Larry the Lobster’s daredevil ways, especially SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick decides that it’s time for them to start living like Larry, but SpongeBob isn’t so sure.

The Krabby Kronicle: When Mr. Krabs notices that the citizens of Bikini Bottom love buying tabloid newspapers, he decides to begin another business venture-his own tabloid! He recruits SpongeBob as his writer, but SpongeBob doesn’t feel comfortable making up stories about other people because that would make him a liar. But Mr. Krabs assures him […]

Bucket, Sweet Bucket: Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward into fixing up the Chum Bucket with a series of sob stories.

Patrick gets a job as a security guard at the Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything and recruits SpongeBob as his assistant. Meanwhile, Squidward attempts to sneak in and hang his painting.

20,000 Patties Under the Sea: SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs turn an old submarine into a mobile Krusty Krab. Not to be undone by his competitor’s new gimmick, Plankton responds with his own traveling Chum Bucket, and the two rival restaurants engage in an undersea battle complete with torpedoes, a giant sea monster and chum.

Upon finding a world record book in the Krusty Krab’s dumpster, Sandy is determined to break all the records. SpongeBob joins her, but soon worries that she is getting too obsessed and tries to destroy the book.

Choir Boys: It’s the day of Squidward’s big lead solo audition with the Bikini Bottom Men’s Chorus, and Squidward is brimming with excitement. He’s positive he’s a shoo-in for the part. Now all he needs to do is get to the audition on time-which means avoiding SpongeBob, no matter what it takes!

Squidward goes to get a nose job at the hospital. SpongeBob is mistaken for a doctor, and has to help various patients, culminating in Squidward’s nose surgery.

SpongeBob and Sandy battle an evil jellyfish who have cloned other Bikini Bottomites.

Mr. Krabs opens a Dinner Theater at the Krusty KrabSpongeBob takes his pals to Texas to see Sandy in a squirrel rodeo.

SpongeBob and Patrick take a tour of the surface to celebrate the former’s birthday. Meanwhile, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, and the rest of Bikini Bottom help set up a surprise party for SpongeBob, and Patchy tries to find SpongeBob to give him a present.

A fed-up Squidward resorts to legal action to keep SpongeBob away from him.

Mrs. Puff enters SpongeBob into the demolition derby, where his bad driving makes him a star.

SpongeBob’s milkshake license has expired, so he enrolls in the militaristic Milkshake Academy to renew it.

A Krabby Patty grows too large after Mr. Krabs adds Sandy’s scientific ingredients to it.

Squidward’s clarinet disappears, so he, SpongeBob, and Patrick investigate suspects. The clarinet is revealed to have been stolen by jellyfish, who enjoy Squidward’s music and let him play in their club.

Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward’s window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It’s The Flying Dutchman’s ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he’s so annoying. SpongeBob […]

After ruining another date with Mrs. Puff with his cheapness, Mr. Krabs promises to give her a special dinner at his house. He hires SpongeBob and Squidward as cooks, but every meal they make does not satisfy Mr. Krabs, while Mrs. Puff slowly begins to grow mad from hunger.

SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Patrick head to Food Con, where Mr. Krabs plans to present the Krabby Patty and win an award. Patrick eats all the Krabby Patties on the way, leaving only one, which the group must protect while they are stranded in the forest.

Squidward accidentally throws the Krabby Patty secret formula away while cleaning, so he and SpongeBob have to sneak into the Chum Bucket to get it back.

Once Bitten: Gary starts biting everyone in town, starting with Squidward. Squidward is convinced that he has a rare snail disease and spreads the word throughout the town. The Snail Bite panic spreads leading to Zombie-like behavior and a manhunt for Gary.

Slide Whistle Stooges: SpongeBob and Patrick are having fun with their new slide whistles, and, of course, it’s driving Squidward crazy. But after a while, even Squidward can’t deny the fun of the whimsical whistles.