While guarding Carl’s science project, Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years into the future.

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

Bunny gets a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya, but Johnny thinks that he is only dating her for her money.

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

While applying for dodgeball camp, Johnny accidentally signs up for the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergeant Trixie.

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.

Suzy’s “Funky Monkey” song is a hit with the neighbors. Pops decides to make Suzy, Carl, and Bunny stars, but Johnny wants to be the lead singer. Pops cuts his microphone chord to make things safe.