Annoyed by the bus driver’s imperfect driving, Squidward switches jobs with him. While Squidward is initially happy with his new job, SpongeBob and Patrick begin riding the bus and distracting him.

When the health inspector puts the Krusty Krab under quarantine, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, and Mrs. Puff go crazy trying to figure out who has the illness.

The Gift of Gum: It’s Best Friends Day and SpongeBob and Patrick trade Best Friend presents. SpongeBob presents Patrick with a fancy robot, and Patrick gives his favorite Sponge his most prized possession, an enormous ball of used chewing gum. SpongeBob is touched. This gift is the coolest thing in the world. However, once he […]

Nautical Novice: SpongeBob’s boating school class is going on a field trip to the Nautical Museum-a perfect opportunity for SpongeBob to show off his boating know-how to Mrs. Puff! SpongeBob is convinced that once she sees just how knowledgeable he is about boating history, Mrs. Puff is sure to give him his license! Now all […]

Old Man Jenkins orders a sandwich that the Krusty Krab does not sell. SpongeBob finds that this sandwich comes from a restaurant demolished years ago, and conducts a séance to speak to the restaurant’s owner and learn the recipe.

Man Ray rents Squidward’s house for the weekend. Despite Man Ray’s peaceful intentions, SpongeBob and Patrick provoke him and start a fight using objects in Squidward’s house. When Squidward returns from vacation, his house crumbles from the damage caused to it in the fight.

As Seen on TV: Krabs makes a low budget commercial and SpongeBob is in it for one second. After the commercial airs once at three in the morning, a blind man recognizes SpongeBob. SpongeBob’s head blows up and he tells Mr. Krabs that he is going to have to quit the Krusty Krab now that […]

Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward’s window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It’s The Flying Dutchman’s ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he’s so annoying. SpongeBob […]

SpongeBob and Patrick are paranoid after watching a horror movie. Their screaming keeps Squidward awake, and he dresses up as the villain of the movie to scare them.

Squidward discovers SpongeBob’s diary, and reads it to the customers of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is devastated, and Squidward is shunned by the town for invading his privacy.

Upon learning that “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” from Squidward, SpongeBob impresses his friends through impressions of them. He becomes so obsessed with impressions that he loses his own identity, and SpongeBob’s friends need to imitate him to remind him who he is.

Karen is angry at Plankton’s uncaring and unappreciative nature, kicking him out of the restaurant until he can improve himself. SpongeBob and Patrick try to teach Plankton how to be a nicer person.

Squidward tries to sabotage SpongeBob’s big dance audition.

Sleepy Time: One night, SpongeBob suddenly posses the amazing ability to visit the dreams of his friends and neighbors. As he visits from one dream to the next, SpongeBob gets involved in their personal fantasies, for better or worse. The residents of Bikini Bottom, however, aren’t too happy about this new addition to their nightly […]

Squid Wood: Rejected yet again by Squidward, SpongeBob decides that if he can’t hang with the real Squidward, he’ll make his own. So SpongeBob builds a ventriloquist dummy modeled after his favorite neighbor. At first Squidward is pleased that SpongeBob is distracted by this mini Squidward. But eventually everyone in town wants to spend time […]

Just One Bite: When SpongeBob learns that Squidward has never actually tried a Krabby Patty, he becomes obsessed with the idea that Squidward must try it. He badgers Squidward until he gives in. When Squidward takes a bite, he pretends to hate the patty, but secretly he loves it. Alone, he craves another bite, but […]

Patrick watches Gary while SpongeBob attends a birthday party for his grandmother.

SpongeBob starts to take care of many snails. He slowly grows isolated and loses his sanity, while Squidward suffers allergies from the snail slime.

House Fancy: Squidward is enraged when he sees the home of his rival, Squilliam featured on a TV show about fancy houses. Determined not to be outdone, Squidward arranges to have his own house on the program. But he quickly realizes that his house isn’t exactly camera-ready and he’s going to need a lot of […]

Squidward can’t recall his happiest memory, so SpongeBob “helps” him create one.

Squidward goes to get a nose job at the hospital. SpongeBob is mistaken for a doctor, and has to help various patients, culminating in Squidward’s nose surgery.

Can You Spare a Dime?: Squidward is fed up with Mr. Krab’s insults and he quits, bragging about how easy it will be to find another job. But of course, it’s not and Squidward falls upon hard times. He goes though all his savings and is dirt poor. Having no where else to turn, he […]

Squidward’s complaints trigger a volcanic eruption./SpongeBob and Patrick search for a drain on the ocean floor.

When two hipsters want a new kind of Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs starts serving a prototype patty that turns those who eat it into zombies. SpongeBob is the only one to not get infected, and cures the zombies by feeding them Plankton’s chum.