The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone is hurt, told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

Johnny visits the South Seas, where a giant female gorilla falls in love with him.

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice and becomes a Viking god with all sorts of power. Johnny is told by the Gods that he must fight an ice giant.

Johnny pays a visit to Pamplona to watch the running of the bulls, but he ends up in a bullfight of his own.

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty woman who is very cranky and spends her time running away from him.

Johnny goes home from the grocery store with a look-alike of his mother.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson, the famous basketball player. Johnny wants to help Ferguson and the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans.

Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.

Johnny bumps into a starship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There Johnny wages war against Kharlok, the evil alien captain.