Squeaky Boots: Mr. Krabs surreptitiously gives SpongeBob a pair of squeaky boots in lieu of pay. No problem. SpongeBob loves them and learns to master the squeaking noise to a new height of communication. Krabs’ conscience haunts him as the squeaking noise drives him crazy. Written by NAS

Grandma’s Kisses: When SpongeBob’s grammaw gives him a kiss in public, the guys at work tease him about being a little baby. Embarrassed and humiliated, SpongeBob and Patrick resolve to become more adult and to tell Grammaw that she can’t kiss him anymore. But when they get there, Patrick caves completely and laps up all […]

Mr. Krabs opens a Dinner Theater at the Krusty KrabSpongeBob takes his pals to Texas to see Sandy in a squirrel rodeo.

Madam Hagfish puts a hex on the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob and Patrick search for a legendary drain on the ocean floor.

When the customers are entertained by watching SpongeBob cook, Mr. Krabs creates an open kitchen. SpongeBob develops stage fright until he creates a puppet named ChefBob that cooks the food, although it soon turns against him and insults the customers.

During a thunderstorm, Mr. Krabs tells an old story about his navy days: how his cooking skills were restrained by his mean captain, and how he fought off a pirate invasion.

Mr. Krabs gets a craving for chum, and when the only other place in town that sells chum shuts down, he is forced to sell the secret formula to Plankton to get more.

Mid-Life Crustacean: Mr. Krabs realizes that he is getting old. He’s not so hip anymore. He overhears Patrick and SpongeBob hyping up a big night out that they’re planning and figures that would be a good way to get hip again. He asks the guys if he can come along on their wild night on […]