Carl shoves Johnny through a time portal prop he bought from a TV show. The portal works, and Johnny is sent back to Ancient Rome, where he meets Julius Caesar, foils Brutus, and eventually ends up in the Coliseum. The timely eruption of Mt. Vesuvius sends Johnny back home.

When Johnny takes a trip to the beach, he winds up at a party, where a hot girl named Franny uses him to make her rude and selfish boyfriend, Andy, jealous. An angry Andy challenges Johnny to the “King of the Beach” contest to determine which of them will get to win Franny’s heart. Along […]

Bunny has Johnny deliver the cable TV bill, but he accidentally goes to a mad scientist’s laboratory, where he is cloned. Johnny must prove to everyone else that he is the real Johnny.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

Johnny ends up on a reality TV show as a detective.

Johnny is in Ireland and reads about the Blarney Stone, which he mistakes for a leprechaun named Barney Stone, who can grant wishes. Johnny tries to track Barney down, and after much coaxing, Barney finally grants Johnny his wish.

Bunny fears that Johnny has grown out of control without supervision, and decides to hire him a nanny. She settles on Donny Osmond, whose overly cheerful attitude and childish ideas of fun drive Johnny crazy.

Johnny buys a drink designed to make chimps smart. This makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone is hurt, told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

Johnny believes a magician makes him invisible.

On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pageant.

Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with an annoying chimpanzee.

Johnny signs up to be a fireman to impress girls, but he cannot do anything right.

Johnny fears the new hunk in town.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

Bunny wins a contest, that makes Berry Vanderbolten, a famous singer, be her butler for the day. Yet, Johnny takes advantage of the situation and abuses it, as he nearly makes Berry his slave.

Johnny takes Suzy to her favorite children’s show and ends up as one of the stars.

Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

Johnny is kidnapped by two beautiful female aliens, who believe him to be the perfect human specimen.

While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tale of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sheriff of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.