Choir Boys: It’s the day of Squidward’s big lead solo audition with the Bikini Bottom Men’s Chorus, and Squidward is brimming with excitement. He’s positive he’s a shoo-in for the part. Now all he needs to do is get to the audition on time-which means avoiding SpongeBob, no matter what it takes!

SpongeBob babysits Sandy’s nieces, Macadamia, Hazelnut, and Pistachio, and takes them around Bikini Bottom.

Squidward erects a statue of Mr. Krabs to try and attract customers.

The Fry Cook Games: The fast food Olympics are taking place and Krabs has entered SpongeBob to compete in all the events. As Patrick watches SpongeBob train, he decides he wants to play, too. SpongeBob explains to him that you have to actually work at a fast food place to enter. Patrick quickly gets a […]

Patrick learns that the employees at Goofy Goober’s get free ice cream on their break. He applies for a job, but fails every task he is given, so SpongeBob hides in his uniform and does the work for him.

Squidward goes to get a nose job at the hospital. SpongeBob is mistaken for a doctor, and has to help various patients, culminating in Squidward’s nose surgery.

Mr. Krabs becomes paranoid that Plankton will steal the formula, going insane and believing that everybody are after it.

Plankton turns everybody in Bikini Bottom naughty by feeding them his special Jerktonium fruitcakes all in an effort to get his Christmas wish.

Old Man Jenkins orders a sandwich that the Krusty Krab does not sell. SpongeBob finds that this sandwich comes from a restaurant demolished years ago, and conducts a séance to speak to the restaurant’s owner and learn the recipe.

Suction Cup Symphony: The Bikini Bottom Symphony is accepting submissions for their composition contest, and Squidward is determined to win. He immediately gets to work on his masterpiece, but when SpongeBob and Patrick keep disrupting Squidward’s concentration, it looks like they might ruin his chance at musical stardom.

Gary Takes a Bath: It’s time to give Gary a bath, but he doesn’t want to take one. SpongeBob tries to lure Gary into the tub but he refuses to go. In the end, Gary outsmarts SpongeBob by luring him outside. …

In the winter, Mr. Krabs starts selling hot soup at the Krusty Krab. A group of hippies are attracted by the heat and begin living in the soup. After multiple attempts to get the hippies out, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob down into the soup, and he becomes a hippie himself. Finally, Mr. Krabs gets the […]

Penny Foolish: When Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob pick a penny up off the street, he becomes obsessed with the coin and vows to have it in his possession no matter what it takes.

In a parody of Walt Disney’s Pinocchio, Plankton pretends to be Patrick’s conscience to get a Krabby Patty.

Kumputer Overload: Plankton is sick of Karen’s criticisms, so he decides he can just replace her with some new computer inventions! But when he takes them out on a Krabby Patty formula-stealing mission, he learns that Karen truly is one of a kind.

Mr. Krabs takes over as band manager for SpongeBob and Squidward.

Squid Wood: Rejected yet again by Squidward, SpongeBob decides that if he can’t hang with the real Squidward, he’ll make his own. So SpongeBob builds a ventriloquist dummy modeled after his favorite neighbor. At first Squidward is pleased that SpongeBob is distracted by this mini Squidward. But eventually everyone in town wants to spend time […]

F.U.N.: After another failed attempt by the evil Plankton to steal a Krusty Krabs’ Krabby Patty, SpongeBob reasons that Plankton is just lonely and needs a friend, that’s why he’s so evil. After SpongeBob befriends Plankton, the two engage in a variety of friendship activities. Unfortunately, Mr. Krab’s must show SpongeBob Plankton’s true colors.

Squeaky Boots: Mr. Krabs surreptitiously gives SpongeBob a pair of squeaky boots in lieu of pay. No problem. SpongeBob loves them and learns to master the squeaking noise to a new height of communication. Krabs’ conscience haunts him as the squeaking noise drives him crazy. Written by NAS

No Free Rides: SpongeBob attempts and fails his driving test again, but a ragged and fed up Ms. Puff wants him out of her classroom so she makes up some bogus extra credit for him so he can pass the test. This all backfires on Ms. Puff and the only way she can stop SpongeBob […]

SpongeBob spots a loose thread on Squidward’s shirt. While unraveling it, he winds up destroying the Krusty Krab, Bikini Bottom, and eventually reality itself.

SpongeBob attempts to dive to the surface of the ocean, but is stopped by a wall of garbage. There, he meets a delusional elderly man who believes he is King Neptune. The trash that SpongeBob and the man throw during their fight sinks to the bottom, which the citizens of Bikini Bottom find practical uses […]

The Thing: After a freak bicycling accident, Squidward is coated in so much mud, leaves, branches and gunk to make him totally unrecognizable. The residents of Bikini Bottom think that Squidward is some sort of monster come to terrorize the town. But SpongeBob thinks he’s kind of cute, so he adopts Squidward and tries to […]

After Mr. Krabs finds a hole in the walls of the Krusty Krab, he transforms it into a drive-thru.