Johnny meets an amazing, seductive girl named Fluffy (Anne Bloom), only to find out she is actually a werewolf. She promises that she will offer Johnny a great time if he can make it through one night with her transformed state. Unfortunately, on Wednesdays, she turns into a fat, short, bald, and annoying man named […]

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with an annoying chimpanzee.

Johnny fears the new hunk in town.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

Johnny is on the run when the police believe he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bakery sale.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

Johnny is brought before a courtroom to explain his actions from the previous day. A flashback begins, and Johnny explains that after seeing his blinking alarm clock that morning, he firmly believed that time had frozen and left him the only person able to move. A series of incredibly odd coincidences repeatedly affirms Johnny’s claim, […]

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

Johnny bumps into a starship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There Johnny wages war against Kharlok, the evil alien captain.

Suzy invites Johnny to her birthday party, but Johnny refuses. All of that changes when Johnny finds out that Farrah Fawcett, Suzy’s cousin, will be at the party.

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

Johnny takes Suzy to the toy store and suddenly becomes interested in the Biff Proton VR game and decides to play it. As Johnny progress through the game, his actions begin to have an effect on reality.

A lonely Johnny decides to try internet dating, but unwittingly to be set up with a female antelope named Carol.

Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and must reach the North Pole before Christmas. When the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the North Pole, Johnny journeys to the North Pole himself. Unsure of where Santa lives, he agrees to take little Suzy along with […]

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

After being kicked off an outback tour, Johnny is adopted by a mother kangaroo. He is an outcast until he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.

When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.

Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.

Master Hamma claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival’s. Hamma’s rival takes him up on the challenge, and to protect the honor of the dojo, Johnny must utilize all he has learned to defeat the rival’s student.