Thinking he will meet Santa Claus, Johnny goes to a courthouse and ends up on the jury. The female defendant, accused of “triple parking in a no loading zone”, is guilty in everyone’s eyes except Johnny’s.
Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.
The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.
Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.
When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.
In an effort to impress Suzy’s beautiful teacher, Johnny goes along with a gag that he is “Bravo-Man”, his superhero alter-ego. Johnny Uses his status to drop something suspicious in her glass of water.
A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.
—Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny attempts to get the first issue of “Man Bean, the Bean That Walks Like a Man”. The comic is guarded by a ghost, and Johnny and Carl attempt to take it on—Ghostbusters style.
When the Bravos’ TV breaks on movie night, Mama suggests that she, Johnny, Little Suzy and Donny Osmond (who shows up later on) take turns telling stories to keep themselves entertained.
Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.
Johnny accidentally joins the French Foreign Legion and soon finds himself on a game show in Ancient Egypt, where he must find a way through the desert with the help of a reluctant camel named Lawrence.
Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.
Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches. Johnny thinks that the dinosaur is a hamster, and he must keep his new pet (named Mr. Wuggles) from wreaking havoc in Aron City.
