With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

Johnny gives his mother smushweed (which she is allergic to), and Johnny has to take over Bunny’s duties as den mother to Suzy’s troop.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.

Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping thieves, Johnny picks up chicks and plays video games. Bunny comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by a thief.

A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.

Johnny goes on a talk show hosted by a supermodel named Vendela.

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

When Johnny wants a little girl’s older sister to fall for him, he must go into the discount toy-aisle to buy some toys for them.

Suzy’s “Funky Monkey” song is a hit with the neighbors. Pops decides to make Suzy, Carl, and Bunny stars, but Johnny wants to be the lead singer. Pops cuts his microphone chord to make things safe.

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice and becomes a Viking god with all sorts of power. Johnny is told by the Gods that he must fight an ice giant.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

When Johnny takes a trip to the beach, he winds up at a party, where a hot girl named Franny uses him to make her rude and selfish boyfriend, Andy, jealous. An angry Andy challenges Johnny to the “King of the Beach” contest to determine which of them will get to win Franny’s heart. Along […]

Johnny takes up French class with Mama for their upcoming trip to Paris, France, but Johnny is a slow learner.

Johnny tries to enter a contest to win an “El Toro Guapo” pick-up truck, and he must outlast a host of competitors in holding on to a rather talkative bull.

Johnny orders an ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore, making him a tourist attraction. Then, he gets a big fat belly.

Johnny goes to a prep school, and three students named Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy attempt to get him in trouble.

A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years into the future.

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

To impress a beautiful newspaper editor, Johnny attempts to follow a story that proves cats are actually aliens from outer space.

When the Bravos’ TV breaks on movie night, Mama suggests that she, Johnny, Little Suzy and Donny Osmond (who shows up later on) take turns telling stories to keep themselves entertained.

After getting hit by a kid with a crush on Suzy, Johnny recruits the best that he can to overcome their evil forces.