Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and must reach the North Pole before Christmas. When the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the North Pole, Johnny journeys to the North Pole himself. Unsure of where Santa lives, he agrees to take little Suzy along with […]

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.

Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents (defective) action figures of himself for the holiday season.

When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick (Tom Bosley), he must don the red cap to save Christmas.

Johnny signs up to be a fireman to impress girls, but he cannot do anything right.

Johnny is on a dating show and gets a blind date with the Black Widow.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

The “Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny Book” has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr. Blowhart, and Suzy must make him change his mind.

Johnny tells Suzy a story about his first crush, and how he went from skinny to muscular.

Johnny takes care of a little baby left on his porch but he realises that the baby can unleash evil powers.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

Johnny is a film director, writer, and a star of a new movie that he created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.

Johnny takes Suzy to the circus, only to find that an evil ringmaster named Vivian Vixen has Jungle Boy under a mind control device.

Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.

Johnny and Bunny go to Canada, and Johnny attempts to get a mountie girl. He ends up catching a criminal called Will Joon Gi by accident.

When Johnny saves Luke Perry’s life, Luke reluctantly agrees to coach Johnny on one date, using a microscopic headphone placed in Johnny’s ear.

Johnny believes a magician makes him invisible.

Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.

Bunny gets a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya, but Johnny thinks that he is only dating her for her money.

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache, but he tries to escape.