The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.

The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.

Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (the Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents’ footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.

Teacher, Flem, and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.

Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.

Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.

Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.

In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie.

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.