Weasel is an aircraft pilot, with I.R. as his co-pilot. Their job is to bring passengers upstream because of a dam, created by beavers, getting in the way. However, things go wrong when there’s too much weight aboard.
Weasel’s theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled “A Troo Storee”, despite the fact that it lowers peoples’ I.Q. level.
In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.
Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.
Both Weasel and I.R. end up in hospital after a collision course. However, a slight mix-up in the operation room leads to both having the other’s brain. This episode was originally meant to be the series finale, but the show was renewed for a second season.
It’s “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.