Cow and Chicken’s anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. When she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow’s misguided actions.
Chicken’s wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.
In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.
Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.
Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.
The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.
Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.
As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they’re older. Since Cow’s essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket
The family heads over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the “hunted”, especially when the Red Guy is their leader.
Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.
Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.
Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they’re not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (the Red Guy) to solve the problem.
Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a […]
Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.