Squidward is attacked in a dark alley and has his groceries stolen. He takes up karate training for self-defense with SpongeBob and Sandy.

SpongeBob and Patrick have fun pretending to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Mr. Krabs, secretly a fan of the series, has him and Squidward play along as supervillains.

Idiot Box: When a large screen TV is delivered to SpongeBob and Patrick, they throw the TV out and keep the box. Squidward thinks they are idiots and asks to keep the TV. They say sure. As Squidward is watching his new TV though, he keeps hearing noises from inside the box. He keeps going […]

Patrick pretends to be a tour guide, leading a tourist named Rube around Bikini Bottom. When the two get in trouble and are cornered by an angry mob, the tourist reveals that he is an illusion and disappears.

SpongeBob tries to take a shortcut to work, but ends up lost in the bad side of town.

SpongeBob and Patrick are hired to babysit a very old lady, who attempts to escape from them.

Bored with his life, Patrick is inspired by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to become a superhero. He attempts to stop crime in Bikini Bottom, doing more harm than good, until he unmasks the Dirty Bubble in the Krusty Krab.