SpongeBob and Patrick find Sandy’s box of sports equipment, but do not know how to play the sports. As revenge, Squidward teaches them incorrect and painful ways to play. Sandy eventually finds out, and beats Squidward at his own game.

After gathering the necessary proofs of purchase, SpongeBob mails his requests. But now the hardest part is upon him: waiting for the toy to arrive. So SpongeBob sets up camp right next to his mailbox, determined to be present when the mailman shows up with his treasure.

Squidtastic Voyage: When Squidward swallows his clarinet reed Sandy offers to retrieve the piece by shrinking herself and a mini sub down to microscopic proportions and traveling into Squidward’s body. But to Squidward’s horror, SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally end up in the mini-drivers seat of the sub and continue the mission on their own.

SpongeBob starts to take care of many snails. He slowly grows isolated and loses his sanity, while Squidward suffers allergies from the snail slime.