Chum Bucket Supreme: None of Plankton’s intellectually advanced advertising slogans for the Chum Bucket seem to be working. Plankton decides to switch gears by hiring someone who can create the dumbest slogans ever-Patrick!

When SpongeBob’s alarm clock is broken and he is late for work, he buys various replacement clocks, all of which fail to wake him up. Finally, SpongeBob combines parts of all his alarms into a Rube Goldberg machine to take him to work while he sleeps.

Grandpappy the Pirate: Mr. Krabs’ granddad is coming to town! But instead of being excited, Mr. Krabs is nervous because his swarthy pirate granddad thinks that Mr. Krabs is a pirate, too. Will Mr. Krabs be able to fool his granddad into thinking that he, SpongeBob, and Squidward are pirates aboard a pirate ship, and […]

To impress Plankton’s grandma on her birthday, Plankton claims that he is the owner of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward prepare for the visit, although Plankton’s grandma turns out to have visited to betray Plankton and steal the secret formula.

Squidward becomes friends with his new neighbor.

The Inmates of Summer: Instead of getting on the ship headed for summer camp, SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally board a ship full of prisoners on their way to jail on Inferno Island.

The Chaperone: When Mr. Krab’s daughter Pearl is stood up for her prom, SpongeBob agrees to step in. Not wanting Pearl to feel bad about her date, SpongeBob tries to make himself tall, dark and handsome. His efforts cause much embarrassment and Pearl is distraught but not as much as SpongeBob. Pearl is finally able […]

SpongeBob and Patrick learn the story of their heroes’ origins.

Patrick tries to become as dirty as possible, eventually being covered in slime and garbage. While the smell drives other people away, SpongeBob continues to hang around with Patrick, getting covered in trash as well. It turns out Patrick took a bath after getting covered in trash, and the trash covered Patrick was its own […]

SpongeBob and Patrick take a tour of the surface to celebrate the former’s birthday. Meanwhile, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, and the rest of Bikini Bottom help set up a surprise party for SpongeBob, and Patchy tries to find SpongeBob to give him a present.

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy: Watching their favorite show, reruns of the TV duo superhero show Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, SpongeBob and Patrick hear that their beloved heroes are living in a nearby retirement home. The aging superheroes discover their toughest challenge yet will be SpongeBob and Patrick, who have decided the duo must come out of retirement.