Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache, but he tries to escape.

Johnny becomes a security guard for the Soy’s Harvest Parade, but he spends all his times fighting things that were actually never to happen.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

Johnny accidentally joins the French Foreign Legion and soon finds himself on a game show in Ancient Egypt, where he must find a way through the desert with the help of a reluctant camel named Lawrence.