Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.

Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

When Johnny saves Luke Perry’s life, Luke reluctantly agrees to coach Johnny on one date, using a microscopic headphone placed in Johnny’s ear.

A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, which is also Johnny’s birthday, Johnny invites everyone as he goes out in search of the perfect date. However, it seems that his mother had already arranged a date for him. Refusing to go with a girl his mother decided for him, he goes out on his own. Despite all […]