Patrick uses Squidward’s ink in his lemonade. When SpongeBob and Patrick begin to sell out of “ink lemonade,” Patrick scares more ink out of Squidward.

Patrick gets addicted to reading after spending time in SpongeBob’s library; however, he gets so smart that his brain gets stuck in the library’s doorway. SpongeBob tries to find a way to shrink Patrick’s brain back to normal.

SpongeBob is obsessed with media sensation Kenny the Cat, who can hold his breath underwater for long periods of time. When Kenny visits Bikini Bottom, Sandy is skeptical. SpongeBob finds that Kenny is a fraud and uses an oxygen mask in private, but is convinced by Kenny not to tell anyone and ruin his popularity.

SpongeBob is tasked to clean the Krusty Krab when he notices that the grill is missing. He follows the trail to the home of a group of kids, who have stolen the grill to use it as a race car. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enter a race against the kids to recover the grill.

Krabs vs. Plankton: When Plankton slips and falls on some water at the Krusty Krab, he sues Mr. Krabs for failing to post a wet floor sign. If Plankton wins the case, he will be awarded everything that Mr. Krabs’ owns, including the secret recipe formula. Only one man can defend Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob LawyerPants

The Krusty Plate: During an evening of washing dishes at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob battles a persistent speck of food that is affixed to one of the dinner plates.