Larry the Lobster opens a gym. SpongeBob is determined to become stronger, but ends up so muscular that he cannot work properly, while Larry is overwhelmed by amounts of paperwork and is unable to exercise.

“Born Again Krabs”: Mr. Krabs refuses to let SpongeBob throw away a moldy Krabby Patty that was festering under the grill. He tries to pawn it off on customers to save the fifty-two cents he would have lost if he threw the patty away. No-one will eat it. Finally, to demonstrate it’s still good, Mr. […]

SpongeBob orders Gary a pet translation collar, allowing others to understand his speech. However, Squidward feels offended by Gary’s critique of his art, and swaps out Gary’s collar for his own microphone, allowing him to boss around SpongeBob under the guise of Gary.

Squidward’s clarinet disappears, so he, SpongeBob, and Patrick investigate suspects. The clarinet is revealed to have been stolen by jellyfish, who enjoy Squidward’s music and let him play in their club.

When Squidward requires Mr. Krabs to give him extra space for his clarinet, he is forced to share a locker with Spongebob. But, his paranoia drives him “literally” crazy.

Good Ol’ Whatshisname: Mr. Krabs holds a contest for his employees: The first one to learn the names of every Krusty Krab customer wins a tropical vacation.