Patrick realizes that his rock house is actually the shell of a sea turtle named Tony. Patrick firmly refuses to leave and continues to sit on his shell, earning popularity with Tony’s friends.

Squidward’s clarinet disappears, so he, SpongeBob, and Patrick investigate suspects. The clarinet is revealed to have been stolen by jellyfish, who enjoy Squidward’s music and let him play in their club.

Professor Squidward: When Squidward is mistaken for his much more famous rival, Squilliam Fancyson, he is invited to teach a class at the most prestigious music school in Bikini Bottom. Squidward is happy to pretend to be Squilliam if it means he can teach a class of adoring fans-until SpongeBob and Patrick show up and […]

When Squidward requires Mr. Krabs to give him extra space for his clarinet, he is forced to share a locker with Spongebob. But, his paranoia drives him “literally” crazy.

In the first episode, Squidward is caught littering, and is forced to clean up the town, and being “helped” by SpongeBob.

Squidward is attacked in a dark alley and has his groceries stolen. He takes up karate training for self-defense with SpongeBob and Sandy.

Sun Bleached: Everybody who’s anybody is going to a big party in Bikini Bottom, but you have to be a certain shade of tan to get in. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to get tan so they can go to the party, but SpongeBob accidentally goes too far and turns sun-bleached white! Now, not only is […]

SpongeBob spots a loose thread on Squidward’s shirt. While unraveling it, he winds up destroying the Krusty Krab, Bikini Bottom, and eventually reality itself.

Sandy’s birthday party is interrupted by Neptune’s Moon, a rare phenomenon that causes underwater animals to revert to a primal, realistic state. As a land creature, Sandy is the only one not affected, and must keep her friends safe from the now monstrously-large Squidward and Pearl.

Plankton mistakenly swipes a piece of art, instead of a Krabby Patty.

Sandy participates in a ship-in-a-bottle contest. SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs to help her, and he turns her entire treedome into a ship.

Patrick tries to become as dirty as possible, eventually being covered in slime and garbage. While the smell drives other people away, SpongeBob continues to hang around with Patrick, getting covered in trash as well. It turns out Patrick took a bath after getting covered in trash, and the trash covered Patrick was its own […]

Naughty Nautical Neighbors: In order to get peace and quiet, Squidward plays a cruel joke on SpongeBob and Patrick which makes the two believe they are no longer friends. But the joke backfires on Squidward when SpongeBob and Patrick relentlessly compete with Squidward to be his new “best friend”. To get relief, Squidward is forced […]

Neptune’s Spatula: On a visit to the Fry Cook Hall of Fame, SpongeBob inadvertently pulls a mythical spatula from a vat of ancient grease, thus giving him claim to the title of ‘Worlds Greatest Fry Cook’. When the act summons the great King of the Sea, Neptune, however, SpongeBob must face the disbelieving god in […]

Jellyfish Hunter: When money hungry Mr. Krabs discovers that customers love SpongeBob’s special jellyfish jelly Krabby Patty, he convinces Spongebob to bring him as many of the jellyfish as he can. Spongebob easily brings in herds of the gentle creatures and empties the entire jellyfish field, with the exception of his favorite one, Ol’ Buzzy. […]

Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening. Not wanting to be seen as a loser, he tries to find a friend to take with him, spending time with both the mailman and Larry. Both attempts fail due to the mailman hating his favorite hobby and Squidward mocking Larry when he wants to make a […]

Pranks a Lot: SpongeBob and Patrick invest in some magic “invisible spray” at the local prank shop. They strip down and spray themselves – the stuff really works! They go on a major pranking spree, hitting just about everyone in town and getting away with it. It’s finally Mr. Krabs that figures them out and […]

Mr. Krabs and Plankton circulate petitions about the bulldozing of a Bikini Bottom restaurant.

Squidville: Squidward is so sick and tired of living between SpongeBob and Patrick that he decides to leave Bikini Bottom and go someplace where everyone is just like him. Squidward arrives and he loves it at first, but he soon discovers how boring everyone is and how uninteresting his life is without the constant mayhem […]

A fed-up Squidward resorts to legal action to keep SpongeBob away from him.

Bossy Boots: When Mr. Krabs gives his daughter Pearl a job at the Krusty Krab, she starts to make some big changes in the menu and atmosphere. SpongeBob is threatened and doesn’t like the new “management” but after a bit he gets used to it. It turns out that Mr. Krabs who hates all the […]

SpongeBob visits Bubble Buddy in Bubbletown, a city made of and inhabited by bubbles. He accidentally slips on some soap, popping the entire town, and is sentenced to jail. Mr. Krabs receives a message from SpongeBob that he cannot come to work, and goes to Bubbletown to free SpongeBob from prison. When Mr. Krabs pops […]

Squilliam Returns: Squidward’s arch nemesis, Squilliam, has returned to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school. Squidward lies and tells him that he actually owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam invites himself and a group of people to eat dinner there that night. After Squidward convinced Mr. Krabs to let him run the […]

Squidward tries to sabotage SpongeBob’s big dance audition.