Incidental fish Fred continually hurts his legs, so SpongeBob tries to keep him from danger. However, Fred confesses that he does it on purpose because he likes a nurse at the hospital, leading SpongeBob to help injure him.

Unable to earn a license for a real boat, SpongeBob creates his own boat out of bubbles. These become popular around town, and Mrs. Puff is forced to attend SpongeBob’s “Bubble Boating School.”

SpongeBob and Patrick buy life insurance, and believe that it means they cannot get injured. A series of lucky coincidences convinces Squidward as well. When Mr. Krabs explains what life insurance really means, SpongeBob and Patrick try to tell Squidward as he attempts a dangerous obstacle course.

Pressure: Sandy and SpongeBob get into a fierce competition doing extreme underwater sports. The longer they compete, the more people they attract and soon SpongeBob has a small following who cheer him on as their underwater mascot and poo poo Sandy because she is a “land lubber.” The score is even until Sandy loses because […]

Enemy-In-Law: Mr. Krabs’ Mom is dating again, and it seems like things could be serious. Mr. Krabs tries to be happy for his mother, but he is absolutely horrified when he learns that the secret paramour is his arch-rival Plankton! Convinced that this just another trick aimed at getting the family formula for Krabby Patties, […]

Chum Bucket Supreme: None of Plankton’s intellectually advanced advertising slogans for the Chum Bucket seem to be working. Plankton decides to switch gears by hiring someone who can create the dumbest slogans ever-Patrick!

SpongeBob and Patrick watch their heroes fight bad guys in a classic Mermaidman and Barnacleboy episode.

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob go on a free cruise, and Plankton follows them.

Mr. Krabs is in debt to Old Man Jenkins, so he makes SpongeBob and Patrick work on Jenkins’ farm to pay off the debt. While operating the tractor for a chore, they accidentally create crop circles, attracting a group of friendly aliens.

In order to beat Mr. Krabs at arm-wrestling, Plankton brings the glove on top of the Chum Bucket to life. It begins running rampant around town, so Plankton teams up with SpongeBob and Hans, a live-action hand seen during the show’s theme song, to stop the glove.

Mr. Krabs gets a craving for chum, and when the only other place in town that sells chum shuts down, he is forced to sell the secret formula to Plankton to get more.

Professor Squidward: When Squidward is mistaken for his much more famous rival, Squilliam Fancyson, he is invited to teach a class at the most prestigious music school in Bikini Bottom. Squidward is happy to pretend to be Squilliam if it means he can teach a class of adoring fans-until SpongeBob and Patrick show up and […]

After gathering the necessary proofs of purchase, SpongeBob mails his requests. But now the hardest part is upon him: waiting for the toy to arrive. So SpongeBob sets up camp right next to his mailbox, determined to be present when the mailman shows up with his treasure.

Plankton disguises himself as SpongeBob’s grandmother.

Plankton uses his and Mr. Krabs’s DNA to create a combined clone of them, known as PlanKrab. PlanKrab quickly kicks Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab and gets SpongeBob and Squidward on his side, but then betrays Plankton by overtaking the Chum Bucket and combining it with the Krusty Krab. Plankton and Mr. Krabs […]

“Born Again Krabs”: Mr. Krabs refuses to let SpongeBob throw away a moldy Krabby Patty that was festering under the grill. He tries to pawn it off on customers to save the fifty-two cents he would have lost if he threw the patty away. No-one will eat it. Finally, to demonstrate it’s still good, Mr. […]

Krusty Towers: In another attempt to make more money, Mr. Krabs decides to turn the Krusty Krabs into Krusty Towers, an upscale hotel where the customer is king. This includes even the most obnoxious and demanding customers; whatever they request, The Krusty Krabs/ Krusty Towers crew must obey. This of course pushes Squidward to the […]

SpongeBob builds his own mini-golf course in his house.

Bubble Bass is forced to have a playdate with Patrick, who opens a bag of swamp water that sends them into a swamp. There, the duo encounter a group of alligators who cook spicy food, and later a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy supervillain who has stolen one of Bubble Bass’s action figures.

Culture Shock: There’s a talent show at the Krusty Krab and Squidward takes over the planning. SpongeBob, wanting to do his part as well impress his parents, offers to do anything. Squidward, afraid of disaster by putting SpongeBob on stage, delegates him to sweeping up. But determination will pay off for SpongeBob when he becomes […]

Slide Whistle Stooges: SpongeBob and Patrick are having fun with their new slide whistles, and, of course, it’s driving Squidward crazy. But after a while, even Squidward can’t deny the fun of the whimsical whistles.

Cephalopod Lodge: When SpongeBob finds out that Squidward is a member of a secret society, SpongeBob decides he wants to join, too! The only problem is that the society is just for fish with tentacles. Undeterred, SpongeBob decides he needs to get into that lodge, even if it means sneaking in.

“I Had an Accident”: SpongeBob, while sand sledding, breaks his butt! Paranoid for his own safety he becomes a hermit and cloisters himself in his house. Sandy and Patrick do all they can to try and get him to come out, but to no avail. Finally, Sandy pretends she is being attacked by a gorilla, […]

Squidward’s complaints trigger a volcanic eruption./SpongeBob and Patrick search for a drain on the ocean floor.