Patrick uses Squidward’s ink in his lemonade. When SpongeBob and Patrick begin to sell out of “ink lemonade,” Patrick scares more ink out of Squidward.

The Krabby Kronicle: When Mr. Krabs notices that the citizens of Bikini Bottom love buying tabloid newspapers, he decides to begin another business venture-his own tabloid! He recruits SpongeBob as his writer, but SpongeBob doesn’t feel comfortable making up stories about other people because that would make him a liar. But Mr. Krabs assures him […]

Squidward insists that SpongeBob is the only reason why the Krusty Krab is popular. Out of jealousy, Mr. Krabs kicks SpongeBob out of the restaurant, where he starts his own restaurant at home. The Krusty Krab fails as Mr. Krabs tries to re-attract customers, while SpongeBob’s restaurant becomes a success.

Rule of Dumb: An oversight in a Royal genealogy document revels that Patrick is the next in line to receive a kingly title. It’s not long before the power of the crown goes straight to the starfish’s head.

Skill Crane: When a Skill Crane is installed in the Krusty Krab, Squidward becomes obsessed with winning a stuffed animal from the machine. It’s not long before he spends all of his money and the deed to his house on the Skill Crane-and still he can’t win anything. Taking pity on his neighbor, SpongeBob, Skill […]

Squidward goes to get a nose job at the hospital. SpongeBob is mistaken for a doctor, and has to help various patients, culminating in Squidward’s nose surgery.

Krusty Love: Ms. Puff pays a visit to the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs is instantly smitten with her. He recruits SpongeBob to help him woo Ms. Puff. SpongeBob tries to play match maker, but he screws it all up and Mr. Krabs threatens his job at every turn. In the end, it turns out […]

Boat Smarts: Watch an instructional video on the best (and worst) boating techniques as demonstrated by Squidward and SpongeBob.

You Shoe’s Untied: Pat gets a new pair of shoes, but doesn’t know how to tie his laces. When SpongeBob offers to demonstrate lace tying to Patrick, he forgets how to do. SpongeBob suffers various calamities, trying to make it through his day with his laces untied and him tripping over everything. In the end, […]

Toy Store of Doom: A new toy store has opened up in Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob and Patrick couldn’t be happier! In fact, they are having so much fun at the toy store that they accidentally get locked in when it closes. They soon find out that things are a lot different at the toy […]

Krusty Towers: In another attempt to make more money, Mr. Krabs decides to turn the Krusty Krabs into Krusty Towers, an upscale hotel where the customer is king. This includes even the most obnoxious and demanding customers; whatever they request, The Krusty Krabs/ Krusty Towers crew must obey. This of course pushes Squidward to the […]

After ruining another date with Mrs. Puff with his cheapness, Mr. Krabs promises to give her a special dinner at his house. He hires SpongeBob and Squidward as cooks, but every meal they make does not satisfy Mr. Krabs, while Mrs. Puff slowly begins to grow mad from hunger.

Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward’s window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It’s The Flying Dutchman’s ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he’s so annoying. SpongeBob […]

SpongeBob learns a card trick, but his friends are too busy to see it.

SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (1/2 hour Special): While trying to sell Krabby Patties to hungry surfers in the waters of Goo Lagoon, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are swept away by a giant wave. Mr. Krabs is carried off into the haunted waters of the Dutchman’s Triangle, and the other three find […]

Mr. Krabs gets a craving for chum, and when the only other place in town that sells chum shuts down, he is forced to sell the secret formula to Plankton to get more.

On a slow day at the Krusty Krab, Squidward refuses to work. Mr. Krabs comes up with a story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees. When a real yeti crab shows up, Squidward believes it is Mr. Krabs in disguise, and SpongeBob tries working twice as hard to make up for Squidward’s laziness.

When Plankton upgrades to Karen 2, the original Karen leaves and gets a job at the Krusty Krab.

An escaped criminal, Stickyfins, convinces SpongeBob that he is his driving instructor. Mrs. Puff, the police, and Stickyfins’ original driver Dorsal Dan chase after them. SpongeBob and Stickyfins get into all sorts of wacky and violent robbery hi-jinx around Bikini Bottom, while Dorsal Dan and Mrs. Puff romantically flirt with each other while chasing them.

Best Day Ever: SpongeBob is going to have the best day ever. First he gets to work at the Krusty Krab. Then he is going to meet Sandy for a little Ka-Ra-Tay, followed by jellyfishing with Patrick, and Squidward’s clarinet recital. But the day does not go exactly as planned. Each of his friends is […]

Squidward can’t recall his happiest memory, so SpongeBob “helps” him create one.

Karen gets a virus due to hanging out with a sick computer friend, so Plankton enlists SpongeBob’s help to defeat the virus. Meanwhile, as SpongeBob is hunting for the virus, Karen goes around town in a delirious state.

A storm cloud named Drizzle is left behind by its parents, and adopted by SpongeBob. A weatherman becomes obsessed with trying to capture Drizzle.

Suction Cup Symphony: The Bikini Bottom Symphony is accepting submissions for their composition contest, and Squidward is determined to win. He immediately gets to work on his masterpiece, but when SpongeBob and Patrick keep disrupting Squidward’s concentration, it looks like they might ruin his chance at musical stardom.