SpongeGuard on Duty: When Larry the Lobster is short one man for lifeguard duty, SpongeBob volunteers. Larry describes all the perks of the jobs: tanning, the chair, the whistle, the attention. What SpongeBob doesn’t get is that you have to be able to swim. SpongeBob takes the job and spends all his energy trying …

Mr. Krabs buys Squidward’s paintings, and learns from an appraiser that art is worth more after the artist has died. Mr. Krabs makes Squidward go on increasingly dangerous deliveries to get rid of him.

When two hipsters want a new kind of Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs starts serving a prototype patty that turns those who eat it into zombies. SpongeBob is the only one to not get infected, and cures the zombies by feeding them Plankton’s chum.

Driven to Tears: SpongeBob has failed his driving test-again. Patrick is so outraged by the injustice of it all that he storms into the testing facility and takes the test to prove that it is an unfair test and impossible to pass. Only Patrick DOES pass, and now he’s getting his license. But that’s not […]

Dying for Pie: When Squidward accidentally lets SpongeBob eat an exploding pie, he feels guilty and resolves to makes SpongeBob’s few remaining hours left in the world enjoyable. SpongeBob doesn’t know why Squidward’s being so nice, but he’s thrilled to spend the day with him and he makes him do all sorts of fun activities. […]

Wormy: When Sandy goes out of town for a few days, she puts SpongeBob and Patrick in charge of her pet caterpillar. When the caterpillar turns into a beautiful butterfly overnight, SpongeBob and Patrick are terrified of this new creature. It ate wormy and now it’s after them! They cause a panic around Bikini Bottom, […]

Krusty Towers: In another attempt to make more money, Mr. Krabs decides to turn the Krusty Krabs into Krusty Towers, an upscale hotel where the customer is king. This includes even the most obnoxious and demanding customers; whatever they request, The Krusty Krabs/ Krusty Towers crew must obey. This of course pushes Squidward to the […]

SpongeBob’s House Party: SpongeBob, while grocery shopping, discovers a “how to throw a party” kit. He decides to throw a big party and invites everyone he’s ever known. Unfortunately for his guests, SpongeBob plans everything right down to the minute, sapping all the fun from his party. When he gets accidentally locked outside, the real […]

Graveyard Shift: In order to increase profits, Mr. Krabs decides that the Krusty Krab will now be open 24 hours a day. He orders SpongeBob and Squidward to work all night – what’s known as the Graveyard Shift. At first SpongeBob is scared so Squidward taunts him by telling a scary tale about the “Hash […]

Penny Foolish: When Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob pick a penny up off the street, he becomes obsessed with the coin and vows to have it in his possession no matter what it takes.

Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff invite Pearl to go camping. Pearl brings SpongeBob along to prank them, but he gets lost in the woods. Meanwhile, the girls tell Pearl a scary story that turns out to be true.

SpongeBob buys a pair of long pants. He is viewed as fancy and mature, hanging out with a group of wealthy friends, but is conflicted when the Mermaid Man movie he wants to watch is deemed too childish.

Plankton is arrested for vandalism, but the Bikini Bottom Prison is overcrowded. Being paid by the police, Mr. Krabs offers to turn the Krusty Krab into a jailhouse. However, after Plankton is released, and when SpongeBob begins treating the prisoners with expensive luxuries and they drive the customers away, Mr. Krabs lets them all go […]

Gary and Spot go exploring at night, pursued by an animal control officer. When he captures them, they learn that he is very lonely. To help him feel better, Gary creates him a wife out of his slime, and he and Spot return to their owners.

Greasy Buffoons: Mr. Krabs and Plankton woo customers with greasy entrees.

the Lost Mattress: SpongeBob hears that Mr. Krabs cannot get a good night sleep on his lumpy mattress, so, with the help of Patrick and Squidward, SpongeBob buys Mr. Krabs a brand new mattress and throws the old one away. Once Mr. Krabs learns of the switch, he falls into a “cash coma” – all […]

SpongeBob and Patrick go back in time to see the young Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.SpongeBob and Patrick watch their heroes fight bad guys in a classic Mermaidman and Barnacleboy episode.

Chum Bucket Supreme: None of Plankton’s intellectually advanced advertising slogans for the Chum Bucket seem to be working. Plankton decides to switch gears by hiring someone who can create the dumbest slogans ever-Patrick!

“I Had an Accident”: SpongeBob, while sand sledding, breaks his butt! Paranoid for his own safety he becomes a hermit and cloisters himself in his house. Sandy and Patrick do all they can to try and get him to come out, but to no avail. Finally, Sandy pretends she is being attacked by a gorilla, […]

SpongeBob attempts to dive to the surface of the ocean, but is stopped by a wall of garbage. There, he meets a delusional elderly man who believes he is King Neptune. The trash that SpongeBob and the man throw during their fight sinks to the bottom, which the citizens of Bikini Bottom find practical uses […]

SpongeBob and Patrick find a houseboat haunted by ghost pirates.

Squidward can’t recall his happiest memory, so SpongeBob “helps” him create one.

Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired: Word of SpongeBob’s record of failed boating tests has traveled to the top of the boating school industry. With such a huge blight on Mrs. Puff’s teaching record, she is fired from her post. SpongeBob learns the reason for his teacher’s dismissal. So he tries to convince the powers that be […]

After SpongeBob is banned from the local zoo for going into the animal enclosures, he and Patrick make a zoo out of bubbles around their houses.