Larry the Lobster opens a gym. SpongeBob is determined to become stronger, but ends up so muscular that he cannot work properly, while Larry is overwhelmed by amounts of paperwork and is unable to exercise.

Squidward can’t recall his happiest memory, so SpongeBob “helps” him create one.

SpongeBob and Patrick buy life insurance, and believe that it means they cannot get injured. A series of lucky coincidences convinces Squidward as well. When Mr. Krabs explains what life insurance really means, SpongeBob and Patrick try to tell Squidward as he attempts a dangerous obstacle course.

Tenacle-vison: Squidward becomes the star of his own public access TV show.

Shell of a Man: Mr. Krabs is getting ready for a big reunion with his old seafaring buddies when he suddenly molts his shell. It seems the years of owning a fast food restaurant have taken their toll on Mr. Krabs’ waist line. And now that his armor-like shell no longer fits, Mr. Krabs is […]

SpongeBob gets his pals to help him fix up his pineapple home, which is in need of serious repairs.

Dumped: One day, Gary starts following Patrick around and SpongeBob can’t figure out why. Slowly he grows more and more jealous and becomes determined to win Gary back. Patrick thinks SpongeBob should just accept that Gary’s with him now and move on with his life. SpongeBob tries to replace …

SpongeBob and Patrick find Sandy’s box of sports equipment, but do not know how to play the sports. As revenge, Squidward teaches them incorrect and painful ways to play. Sandy eventually finds out, and beats Squidward at his own game.

Boat Smarts: Watch an instructional video on the best (and worst) boating techniques as demonstrated by Squidward and SpongeBob.

Driven to Tears: SpongeBob has failed his driving test-again. Patrick is so outraged by the injustice of it all that he storms into the testing facility and takes the test to prove that it is an unfair test and impossible to pass. Only Patrick DOES pass, and now he’s getting his license. But that’s not […]

Krabby Road: When SpongeBob mistakenly thinks that Plankton is starting a band, Plankton decides to use this to advantage. He soon forms a rock band with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward. Plankton’s plan: get SpongeBob to write a song about the secret Krabby Patty formula!

SpongeBob and Patrick search for a legendary drain on the ocean floor.

The Secret Box: Patrick has a box and he won’t show SpongeBob what’s inside of it because it’s a secret. SpongeBob can’t believe Patrick would keep something from him and he pretends not to care what’s inside the box, but secretly it’s driving him crazy. In the end, SpongeBob’s curiosity gets the better of him […]

SpongeBob works toward getting a karate belt.

Dying for Pie: When Squidward accidentally lets SpongeBob eat an exploding pie, he feels guilty and resolves to makes SpongeBob’s few remaining hours left in the world enjoyable. SpongeBob doesn’t know why Squidward’s being so nice, but he’s thrilled to spend the day with him and he makes him do all sorts of fun activities. […]

Sandy participates in a ship-in-a-bottle contest. SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs to help her, and he turns her entire treedome into a ship.

Breath of Fresh Squidward: After electrocuting himself on his own security fence, Squidward’s personality gets completely scrambled. Now he is the most jovial Squid to ever live in Bikini Bottom – and he’s starting to get on SpongeBob’s nerves.

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy: Watching their favorite show, reruns of the TV duo superhero show Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, SpongeBob and Patrick hear that their beloved heroes are living in a nearby retirement home. The aging superheroes discover their toughest challenge yet will be SpongeBob and Patrick, who have decided the duo must come out of retirement.

Texas: Sandy comes down with a case of the blues and SpongeBob is determined to find out why and what he can do about it. The cure proves a little more challenging than expected when it turns out Sandy is homesick for ‘good ‘ol Texas’ and plans to go back home. SpongeBob and friends decide […]

SquidBob TentaclePants: Sandy’s experimental teleportation device malfunctions, melding SpongeBob and Squidward into one body. This makes working in the kitchen and behind the check out counter at the Krusty Krab a bit of an issue. But Squidward’s main concern is his big clarinet recital that’s just one day away. Unless Sandy can reverse the effects […]

Neptune’s Spatula: On a visit to the Fry Cook Hall of Fame, SpongeBob inadvertently pulls a mythical spatula from a vat of ancient grease, thus giving him claim to the title of ‘Worlds Greatest Fry Cook’. When the act summons the great King of the Sea, Neptune, however, SpongeBob must face the disbelieving god in […]

Karen receives a baby computer in the mail, while Plankton protests. While Karen enjoys raising her child, Plankton gives him bad advice and convinces him to run away.

On a slow day at the Krusty Krab, Squidward refuses to work. Mr. Krabs comes up with a story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees. When a real yeti crab shows up, Squidward believes it is Mr. Krabs in disguise, and SpongeBob tries working twice as hard to make up for Squidward’s laziness.

Sandy’s birthday party is interrupted by Neptune’s Moon, a rare phenomenon that causes underwater animals to revert to a primal, realistic state. As a land creature, Sandy is the only one not affected, and must keep her friends safe from the now monstrously-large Squidward and Pearl.