Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.

A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased.

A night in the tree house turns into a nightmare for Chicken, Flem, and Earl when they break Cow’s dream catcher.

The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.

Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory, but the entire city thinks that the comet is real.

While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an “orthodontic police officer” (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they’re not the only ones.

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed.

Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).

Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (the Red Guy) become the king and queen of cheese.

Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls’ bathroom at school is like.

Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally). Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (the Red Guy).

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they’re older. Since Cow’s essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket

Chicken’s wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.

Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.

The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]