Patrick goes to the Shady Shoals rest home for ice cream, but ends up spending so much time there that he turns into an old man. SpongeBob takes Patrick and his elderly friends to an arcade to encourage them to have fun.

Patrick realizes that his rock house is actually the shell of a sea turtle named Tony. Patrick firmly refuses to leave and continues to sit on his shell, earning popularity with Tony’s friends.

Sandy participates in a ship-in-a-bottle contest. SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs to help her, and he turns her entire treedome into a ship.

Patrick gets a job as a security guard at the Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything and recruits SpongeBob as his assistant. Meanwhile, Squidward attempts to sneak in and hang his painting.

Mr. Krabs is in debt to Old Man Jenkins, so he makes SpongeBob and Patrick work on Jenkins’ farm to pay off the debt. While operating the tractor for a chore, they accidentally create crop circles, attracting a group of friendly aliens.

No Nose Knows: When Patrick realizes that he is the only one out of all his friends without a nose, he decides he needs to get a nose, too. Patrick is soon introduced to a whole new world full of aromas-including the stinky ones.

Money Talks: Mr. Krabs makes a wish that he could talk to money. When his wish is magically granted, Mr. Krabs learns (to his horror) what all of his dollars, pennies and quarters have been longing for: they want Mr. Krabs to spend them.

The Inmates of Summer: Instead of getting on the ship headed for summer camp, SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally board a ship full of prisoners on their way to jail on Inferno Island.

SpongeGuard on Duty: When Larry the Lobster is short one man for lifeguard duty, SpongeBob volunteers. Larry describes all the perks of the jobs: tanning, the chair, the whistle, the attention. What SpongeBob doesn’t get is that you have to be able to swim. SpongeBob takes the job and spends all his energy trying …

SpongeBob’s and Patrick’s faces freeze after doing too many silly faces at each other.

Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired: Word of SpongeBob’s record of failed boating tests has traveled to the top of the boating school industry. With such a huge blight on Mrs. Puff’s teaching record, she is fired from her post. SpongeBob learns the reason for his teacher’s dismissal. So he tries to convince the powers that be […]

Krusty Krushers: Mr. Krabs hatches up yet another get-rich-quick scheme: professional wrestling! But Mr. Krabs isn’t the one who’s going to wrestle. He’s going to be the manager and money-handler-for the newest tag-team wrestlers in Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob and Patrick!

When Plankton upgrades to Karen 2, the original Karen leaves and gets a job at the Krusty Krab.

Krabby Road: When SpongeBob mistakenly thinks that Plankton is starting a band, Plankton decides to use this to advantage. He soon forms a rock band with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward. Plankton’s plan: get SpongeBob to write a song about the secret Krabby Patty formula!

Night Light: Tales of the boogeyman sends SpongeBob into panic. Every dark corner in his house could be a potential hiding place for the infamous monster. So SpongeBob invests in as many night lights as his house can fit, and even invites Pat over for a slumber party that’s guaranteed to keep the boogeyman at […]

SpongeBob babysits Sandy’s nieces, Macadamia, Hazelnut, and Pistachio, and takes them around Bikini Bottom.

Patrick uses Squidward’s ink in his lemonade. When SpongeBob and Patrick begin to sell out of “ink lemonade,” Patrick scares more ink out of Squidward.

SpongeBob works toward getting a karate belt.

Have You Seen This Snail?: While trying to beat a paddle-ball world record, SpongeBob forgets to feed Gary-for several weeks. So Gary runs away to downtown Bikini Bottom where he is taken in by a kindly old woman who confuses him with one of her many deceased pets. Once SpongeBob realizes that he has neglected […]

SpongeBob visits Bubble Buddy in Bubbletown, a city made of and inhabited by bubbles. He accidentally slips on some soap, popping the entire town, and is sentenced to jail. Mr. Krabs receives a message from SpongeBob that he cannot come to work, and goes to Bubbletown to free SpongeBob from prison. When Mr. Krabs pops […]

Valentine’s Day: It’s Valentine’s Day and SpongeBob has made an extra special Valentine for his best friend in the world, Patrick Starfish. Disaster strikes when the present doesn’t show up as planned and Patrick feels snubbed, to say the least!

SpongeBob is instructed to clean up Mrs. Puff’s lighthouse, and finds a snail he names Louie. Louie attacks SpongeBob and sends the lighthouse rolling across town. When it comes to a stop, SpongeBob finds that Louie is a mother living in the lighthouse with her babies.

Patty Hype: Mr. Krabs keeps trying new sales gimmicks for the Krusty Krab, but none of them work. SpongeBob comes up with an idea for colored krabby patties, but Mr. Krabs just scoffs at him, reminding him to leave the creative thinking to him. SpongeBob gets his feelings hurt and decides to test his colored […]

Mr. Krabs becomes paranoid that Plankton will steal the formula, going insane and believing that everybody are after it.