SpongeBob arrives home, tired after the concert. He has a musical dream involving him chasing a sentient Krabby Patty through the dreams of Patrick and Squidward.

Squidward bets SpongeBob he can’t go a day without crying.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton circulate petitions about the bulldozing of a Bikini Bottom restaurant.

Gary Takes a Bath: It’s time to give Gary a bath, but he doesn’t want to take one. SpongeBob tries to lure Gary into the tub but he refuses to go. In the end, Gary outsmarts SpongeBob by luring him outside. …

In a parody of Walt Disney’s Pinocchio, Plankton pretends to be Patrick’s conscience to get a Krabby Patty.

Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob into the Krusty Krab’s underground lost-and-found to find a child’s missing toy. There, he meets a group of old people who have gotten lost years ago.

SpongeBob joins a gang called the Sharks, but soon learns that they are feared and hated around town. When SpongeBob mistakenly believes the Sharks kidnapped Gary, SpongeBob prepares to fight with them at a showdown, only to find that it is a dance battle, with Gary as the DJ.

Just One Bite: When SpongeBob learns that Squidward has never actually tried a Krabby Patty, he becomes obsessed with the idea that Squidward must try it. He badgers Squidward until he gives in. When Squidward takes a bite, he pretends to hate the patty, but secretly he loves it. Alone, he craves another bite, but […]

Blackened Sponge: While trying to wrestle open the cap off of a tube of toothpaste SpongeBob accidentally punches himself in the face leaving behind a hideous black eye. Too embarrassed to tell anyone the truth behind the shiner, SpongeBob makes up a tale about a fight with a giant thug. But unbeknownst to SpongeBob, the […]

Professor Squidward: When Squidward is mistaken for his much more famous rival, Squilliam Fancyson, he is invited to teach a class at the most prestigious music school in Bikini Bottom. Squidward is happy to pretend to be Squilliam if it means he can teach a class of adoring fans-until SpongeBob and Patrick show up and […]

Squidward’s complaints trigger a volcanic eruption./SpongeBob and Patrick search for a drain on the ocean floor.

Pizza Delivery: Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob and Squidward go above and beyond the call of duty to make the first successful Krabby Patty pizza delivery. When the two become stranded in the desert, SpongeBob has to prevent the starving Squidward from eating the pizza before they deliver it.

Breath of Fresh Squidward: After electrocuting himself on his own security fence, Squidward’s personality gets completely scrambled. Now he is the most jovial Squid to ever live in Bikini Bottom – and he’s starting to get on SpongeBob’s nerves.

Plankton breaks SpongeBob’s spatula and gives him a high-tech one, which he remotely controls and speaks out of from the Chum Bucket. After earning SpongeBob’s respect, Plankton attempts to sabotage his job.

Krabs a la Mode: When Plankton secretly turns down the thermostat at the Krusty Krab the entire restaurant freezes over. But with a couple of frozen Krabby Patties tied to his shoes for skates, SpongeBob turns the frozen floor into an ice skating rink – and Mr. Krabs charges money for it.

Kumputer Overload: Plankton is sick of Karen’s criticisms, so he decides he can just replace her with some new computer inventions! But when he takes them out on a Krabby Patty formula-stealing mission, he learns that Karen truly is one of a kind.

Patrick goes on vacation with SpongeBob’s family to the Great Barrier Reef.

The Card: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards are on sale, and SpongeBob is determined to get the super special rare talking card, no matter how many packs of cards he needs to buy to find it. He buys packs upon packs of cards, but no luck. But when Patrick buys just one pack, […]

Enemy-In-Law: Mr. Krabs’ Mom is dating again, and it seems like things could be serious. Mr. Krabs tries to be happy for his mother, but he is absolutely horrified when he learns that the secret paramour is his arch-rival Plankton! Convinced that this just another trick aimed at getting the family formula for Krabby Patties, […]

Squidward’s clarinet disappears, so he, SpongeBob, and Patrick investigate suspects. The clarinet is revealed to have been stolen by jellyfish, who enjoy Squidward’s music and let him play in their club.

SpongeBob gives out too many thumbs-ups, causing him to break his thumbs. Unable to work, he falls into a depression until Sandy encourages him to re-train his thumbs.

During a thunderstorm, Mr. Krabs tells an old story about his navy days: how his cooking skills were restrained by his mean captain, and how he fought off a pirate invasion.

Suction Cup Symphony: The Bikini Bottom Symphony is accepting submissions for their composition contest, and Squidward is determined to win. He immediately gets to work on his masterpiece, but when SpongeBob and Patrick keep disrupting Squidward’s concentration, it looks like they might ruin his chance at musical stardom.

SpongeBob and Squidward deliver food to a bizarre realm where logic does not apply.