On a slow day at the Krusty Krab, Squidward refuses to work. Mr. Krabs comes up with a story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees. When a real yeti crab shows up, Squidward believes it is Mr. Krabs in disguise, and SpongeBob tries working twice as hard to make up for Squidward’s laziness.

Something Smells: SpongeBob eats some sea onion ice cream and his breath stinks. When people avoid him, Patrick offers “maybe it’s because you’re ugly.” Together, they devise various ways to hide SpongeBob’s hideous face. When Patrick eats some sea onion bon bons and people avoid him, too, he becomes convinced that he has caught “the […]

The Donut of Shame: When Patrick accidentally takes SpongeBob’s donut he is wracked with guilt over his heinous crime.

Squidward goes to get a nose job at the hospital. SpongeBob is mistaken for a doctor, and has to help various patients, culminating in Squidward’s nose surgery.

To Love a Patty: SpongeBob has trouble saying Goodbye to the most perfect Krabby Patty he has ever cooked up. He falls in love with “Patty”, saves her from a muscle-bond customer, takes her home and out on a special date.

Naughty Nautical Neighbors: In order to get peace and quiet, Squidward plays a cruel joke on SpongeBob and Patrick which makes the two believe they are no longer friends. But the joke backfires on Squidward when SpongeBob and Patrick relentlessly compete with Squidward to be his new “best friend”. To get relief, Squidward is forced […]

A new bank opens in Bikini Bottom, and Mr. Krabs gets a safe deposit box. He is trapped inside and finds his way into the bank’s vault. SpongeBob and Patrick try to break into the vault, while Mr. Krabs slowly goes insane and hallucinates from oxygen deprivation.

Hooky: When the mysterious “hooks” (fishing, that is) suddenly appear in Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob to stay away from them. Despite Mr. Krabs’ scary tales of sea creatures winding up in gift shops or packed cans, Patrick convinces SpongeBob that there’s no risk and the boys tempt fate by riding the hooks and […]

House Fancy: Squidward is enraged when he sees the home of his rival, Squilliam featured on a TV show about fancy houses. Determined not to be outdone, Squidward arranges to have his own house on the program. But he quickly realizes that his house isn’t exactly camera-ready and he’s going to need a lot of […]

Patrick enters a Krabby Patty eating competition to restore Bikini Bottom’s honor.

Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree and get inside. When Squidward happens by they tell him he can’t join the club because he wouldn’t fit in. Pissed, Squidward insists on joining the club. He climbs the tree and gets inside. The three of them are squeezed inside a tiny […]

SpongeBob agrees to be Sandy’s house sitter, but things go wrong when Patrick arrives.

Man Ray rents Squidward’s house for the weekend. Despite Man Ray’s peaceful intentions, SpongeBob and Patrick provoke him and start a fight using objects in Squidward’s house. When Squidward returns from vacation, his house crumbles from the damage caused to it in the fight.

Pearl and SpongeBob become stuck inside the Tunnel of Glove.

Plankton is sentenced to jail, where he is highly respected by the prisoners for his continual schemes. He and the other criminals make a plan to break out of jail and then steal the Krabby Patty formula.

SpongeBob delivers food to an office building, but accidentally spills a milkshake. That night, he returns with Patrick to clean the entire building, but is chased by a cleaning robot and other sentient office supplies.

Plankton acquires a second eye, which changes his personality and vision.

Squidward quits his job and starts working at the Chum Bucket, where his cooking makes him famous.

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are visiting the Krusty Krab, and they get into an argument about whether or not Barnacleboy should be …

Plankton!: SpongeBob falls victim to a scheme by the evil Plankton, Mr. Krabs’ minuscule arch-rival with the Napoleon complex. Plankton hides out in SpongeBob’s head and takes control of his brain. SpongeBob finds he must fight his own body to prevent himself from handing over the secret Krabby Patty recipe to Plankton.

Krusty Krushers: Mr. Krabs hatches up yet another get-rich-quick scheme: professional wrestling! But Mr. Krabs isn’t the one who’s going to wrestle. He’s going to be the manager and money-handler-for the newest tag-team wrestlers in Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob and Patrick!

Upon finding a world record book in the Krusty Krab’s dumpster, Sandy is determined to break all the records. SpongeBob joins her, but soon worries that she is getting too obsessed and tries to destroy the book.

Pizza Delivery: Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob and Squidward go above and beyond the call of duty to make the first successful Krabby Patty pizza delivery. When the two become stranded in the desert, SpongeBob has to prevent the starving Squidward from eating the pizza before they deliver it.

The Thing: After a freak bicycling accident, Squidward is coated in so much mud, leaves, branches and gunk to make him totally unrecognizable. The residents of Bikini Bottom think that Squidward is some sort of monster come to terrorize the town. But SpongeBob thinks he’s kind of cute, so he adopts Squidward and tries to […]