In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

The family heads over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the “hunted”, especially when the Red Guy is their leader.

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.

Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.

Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old-timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.

After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.

It’s “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.

Cow has her big break when the Red Guy hires her as a supermodel. She soon learns that fame does not last long.

After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.