In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

Cow and Chicken’s house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) gives Chicken surgery, transforming him into a duck.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.