Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they’re not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (the Red Guy) to solve the problem.

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an “orthodontic police officer” (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they’re not the only ones.

Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.

In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

Chicken’s wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.

A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie.

Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they’ve had at their old house.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced’s (the Red Guy’s) new movie, “Pretty Little Girl”.

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.

While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.

Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (the Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents’ footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.

Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.