Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

It’s coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some ice cream from the ice cream man (the Red Guy).

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called “You Ben Panced?” hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.

Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced’s (the Red Guy’s) new movie, “Pretty Little Girl”.

While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver.

While trying out Dad’s lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.

Following advice from Dead Ghost (the Red Guy spoofing Space Ghost), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults resembling their parents.

Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

In an effort to escape loneliness, Cow befriends an orange tree stationed in the back garden, much to Chicken’s disgust.

Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. Knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.

After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken’s name.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.

Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow’s udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.

Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.