Following advice from Dead Ghost (the Red Guy spoofing Space Ghost), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults resembling their parents.

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.

Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.

While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]

Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.

Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully.

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.

Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen.

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

Cow and Chicken’s anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. When she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow’s misguided actions.