SpongeBob reads Patrick a storybook saying that he can be anything he wants, inspiring Patrick to act like a horse. However, Mr. Krabs takes this opportunity to use Patrick as a pony ride outside the Krusty Krab. Patrick runs away and Mr. Krabs makes Squidward act as a horse, leading to a race between SpongeBob […]

As Seen on TV: Krabs makes a low budget commercial and SpongeBob is in it for one second. After the commercial airs once at three in the morning, a blind man recognizes SpongeBob. SpongeBob’s head blows up and he tells Mr. Krabs that he is going to have to quit the Krusty Krab now that […]

SpongeBob and Patrick find Sandy’s box of sports equipment, but do not know how to play the sports. As revenge, Squidward teaches them incorrect and painful ways to play. Sandy eventually finds out, and beats Squidward at his own game.

Grandma’s Kisses: When SpongeBob’s grammaw gives him a kiss in public, the guys at work tease him about being a little baby. Embarrassed and humiliated, SpongeBob and Patrick resolve to become more adult and to tell Grammaw that she can’t kiss him anymore. But when they get there, Patrick caves completely and laps up all […]

Blackened Sponge: While trying to wrestle open the cap off of a tube of toothpaste SpongeBob accidentally punches himself in the face leaving behind a hideous black eye. Too embarrassed to tell anyone the truth behind the shiner, SpongeBob makes up a tale about a fight with a giant thug. But unbeknownst to SpongeBob, the […]