The Card: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards are on sale, and SpongeBob is determined to get the super special rare talking card, no matter how many packs of cards he needs to buy to find it. He buys packs upon packs of cards, but no luck. But when Patrick buys just one pack, […]

Patrick tries to act mature after he grows a beard.

Incidental fish Fred continually hurts his legs, so SpongeBob tries to keep him from danger. However, Fred confesses that he does it on purpose because he likes a nurse at the hospital, leading SpongeBob to help injure him.

Mr. Krabs takes over as band manager for SpongeBob and Squidward.

Gone: SpongeBob wakes up one morning to find that everyone in Bikini Bottom is gone – even Gary!

Mr. Krabs sneaks away from the Krusty Krab’s annual health check-up, fearing that it will be painful. SpongeBob and Squidward try to give him the check-up without him knowing, and when their attempts do not work, they make Larry the Lobster dress as Mr. Krabs and pass the check-up.