Idiot Box: When a large screen TV is delivered to SpongeBob and Patrick, they throw the TV out and keep the box. Squidward thinks they are idiots and asks to keep the TV. They say sure. As Squidward is watching his new TV though, he keeps hearing noises from inside the box. He keeps going […]

During a thunderstorm, Mr. Krabs tells an old story about his navy days: how his cooking skills were restrained by his mean captain, and how he fought off a pirate invasion.

Incidental fish Fred continually hurts his legs, so SpongeBob tries to keep him from danger. However, Fred confesses that he does it on purpose because he likes a nurse at the hospital, leading SpongeBob to help injure him.