A crate of fortune cookies falls into SpongeBob’s backyard. He shares them with Mr. Krabs, who finds that all the fortunes magically come true. To sabotage his business, Plankton begins writing insulting and negative fortunes, culminating in a death threat against Krabs unless he gives up the formula.

Spongicus: Plankton has demolished the Chum Bucket! In its place, he has built a Roman coliseum and announces there will be a gladiator show, which means togas, chariots, and ferocious lionfish. And on top of all that, it’s free! No one in Bikini Bottom can resist, not even Mr. Krabs!

Bucket, Sweet Bucket: Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward into fixing up the Chum Bucket with a series of sob stories.

The Card: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards are on sale, and SpongeBob is determined to get the super special rare talking card, no matter how many packs of cards he needs to buy to find it. He buys packs upon packs of cards, but no luck. But when Patrick buys just one pack, […]