Johnny unwittingly follows the instructions of a satanic notebook in an attempt to get buff, thus summoning a devil named Derek that enlists him to join on an evil rampage. When Johnny’s attempts to help him end up becoming good things, he possesses Johnny to use his body to wreak havoc on the entire world.

Johnny becomes a security guard for the Soy’s Harvest Parade, but he spends all his times fighting things that were actually never to happen.

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

Johnny finds himself stuck looking after a baby boy and decides to teach the kid to be more like him in order to make the situation bearable. Much to his surprise, the ladies are quite smitten with what they believe to be a father-son duo, and Johnny plans on using the kid as a babe […]