Squidward discovers SpongeBob’s diary, and reads it to the customers of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is devastated, and Squidward is shunned by the town for invading his privacy.

Mr. Krabs gets a craving for chum, and when the only other place in town that sells chum shuts down, he is forced to sell the secret formula to Plankton to get more.

Banned in Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob loves Krabby Patties so much, he just can’t help singing and dancing when he’s around the delicious sandwiches. But Miss Priss, who is against all things fun and delicious, is appalled by his behavior and has Krabby Patties banned from Bikini Bottom!

Grandma’s Kisses: When SpongeBob’s grammaw gives him a kiss in public, the guys at work tease him about being a little baby. Embarrassed and humiliated, SpongeBob and Patrick resolve to become more adult and to tell Grammaw that she can’t kiss him anymore. But when they get there, Patrick caves completely and laps up all […]

Frankendoodle: When SpongeBob and Patrick discover a pencil from the surface they begin to draw with it. Everything the draw, comes to life! Soon, they begin to do small, lame pranks on the neighbors, the last of which is a crude, rough sketch of SpongeBob they call “SpongeDoodle”. SpongeDoodle quickly escapes and starts pranking all […]

Karen receives a baby computer in the mail, while Plankton protests. While Karen enjoys raising her child, Plankton gives him bad advice and convinces him to run away.