SpongeBob and Patrick are hired to babysit a very old lady, who attempts to escape from them.

Bored with his life, Patrick is inspired by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to become a superhero. He attempts to stop crime in Bikini Bottom, doing more harm than good, until he unmasks the Dirty Bubble in the Krusty Krab.

After ruining another date with Mrs. Puff with his cheapness, Mr. Krabs promises to give her a special dinner at his house. He hires SpongeBob and Squidward as cooks, but every meal they make does not satisfy Mr. Krabs, while Mrs. Puff slowly begins to grow mad from hunger.

In the second episode, Spongebob thinks Gary is lonely, so he buys another pet. However, this pet tries to destroy Gary.

SpongeBob starts to take care of many snails. He slowly grows isolated and loses his sanity, while Squidward suffers allergies from the snail slime.

SpongeBob is forced to take a five-minute break from work due to labor laws.

Roller Cowards: The scariest roller coaster ever has just opened at Bikini Bottom’s amusement park. At first SpongeBob and Patrick are determined to ride this monster coaster. But the more they think about how scary it is the more they chicken out.